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Nailed It! Divisional Round
“There is no way all these games will be so high scoring — they never are in the playoffs.”
That sentiment was expressed by our own Nonstopdrivel, and it seemed to be a view shared among all our prognosticators. In a weekend where every team scored at least 28 points, we only had two correct predictions. So, while it was not a very good week for the Pantheon, you can still read on to find out who Nailed It!
Final score
These are the people who have (somehow) correctly predicted the final outcome of a game. The only shot that was called that could be considered more famous than these belongs to Babe Ruth. Bow down before their wisdom! (And make sure you ask them for next week’s lotto numbers.)
- None this round.
Scoring differential
These are the ones who correctly predicted the margin by which the victors would best their competition. These are also the ones to consult if you want to bet the spread.
- Divisional Round: Houston @ New England - Raji boobs correctly predicted a 13-point victory for the Patriots.
Total combined score
These are those who somehow managed to pick the correct total score but did not have any clue in how the teams would actually get there. Still, if you want to bet an over/under, you could do worse than consulting with them.
- None this week.
Winning team’s score
- Divisional Round: Houston @ New England – adambballn correctly predicted the Patriots would score 41 points in a victory.
Against the grain
Oftentimes, our picks will be unanimous. However, there are those who will sometimes walk their own path.
- None this round.
Wrap-up
The Conference Championships have arrived, and I hope that things will go better for our prognosticators this week. The growth of the Pantheon has slowed considerably, but there is still time for more names to be added. So if you would like to have your name forever enshrined in the vast expanse that is the internet, simply call your shot in the comment section below for any of the playoff games this round. I will be reviewing the comments, and keeping track.
Also, remember that you can still read about those who have made correct predictions in the past (or simply revel in your past greatness), by visiting our Pantheon. In the meantime, let’s give a little congratulatory clap to those who are listed in this article. Or not. Your choice.
About the author
In addition to providing up-to-the-minute draft analysis for the Water Cooler Sports Network, Troy Monson administers the WCSN Call Your Shot Thursday contest and writes our weekly Nailed It! feature. He lives in Colorado with his wife and children. Feel free to contact him with questions and comments at tmonson@watercoolersports.net or connect with Troy on Google+.
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@First job: Beat the Packers He and god are the same because they both decided to rest instead of going in there and finishing what they started
@Pugs R Kewl @First job: Beat the Packers
I thought you were going to say neither of them work on Sunday.
New Bears coach Marc Trestman plans to put Jay Cutler's athleticism to use in his offense.
@BearsSaveLives He might get mistaken for a fat lineman and get an ineligible man down field penalty.
@Pugs R Kewl @BearsSaveLives You and Rick Astley can eat a bag of sugary dicks then.
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@BearsSaveLives @Pugs R Kewl Cutler is fat too. That's why he got diabetes
So Bruce Arians goes to Arizona, Ray Horton (DC) gets all pisspants and leaves to go to the Browns who also hire Mike Lombardi as VP of Player Personnel. A lot of moves that nobody cares about last night.
I'm very curious to see what the Bears come up with for DC. It will be a reflection on Trestman and Emery, and give us a vision of where this team might head. It will also have a big impact on players this off season.
@First job: Beat the Packers @BearsSaveLives Yeah, it seems like they're late to the game with all the moves that have already happened, but I guess we'll see.
Seems like there should be a new article. This article is old and smells of past failures.
@BearsSaveLives a new article would have many books and smell of rich mahogany
@First job: Beat the Packers @BearsSaveLives I don't write the Friday article. Rourke does.
@GreenAndGold 66 @BearsSaveLives I was going to say your mother's room, but that works too.
I'm not one bit racist. I don't happen to believe that using racist stereotypes for humor is a racist act.
@First job: Beat the Packers @GreenAndGold 66 i believe racial jokes highlight differences in cultures and while stereotypes are not to be used across the board but there is an element of truth. Many businesses are successful targeting specific demographics and in a way that is stereotyping to. Deciding who you date there is an element of steteotyping or in choosing a job or where to live. To make any decision in life you are never going to have 100% of the info about it but need to make the decision based upon the facts and perceptions. Anyone telling you anything else is a liar
@First job: Beat the Packers @GreenAndGold 66 Your avatar screams racial equality.
@BearsSaveLives @First job: Beat the Packers @GreenAndGold 66
Fuck you, cracker!
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@BearsSaveLives @First job: Beat the Packers @GreenAndGold 66
Thank you. Also, I didn't pick my AVATAR. I lost a bet.
@JVince11 Niemerg and his wife had a baby a while ago... my wife had ours 3 weeks ago.
@Childerz @First job: Beat the Packers Does she use watermelon or grape smelling shampoo/body wash/lotion???
@JVince11 @BearsSaveLives @First job: Beat the Packers @Childerz He didn't say actually say the chicken was fried and there was no mention of orange soda.
@BearsSaveLives @First job: Beat the Packers @Childerz
I assure you, it was not intended to be racist.
@BearsSaveLives @First job: Beat the Packers @Childerz you are pretty sure? what makes you not 100% sure?
@First job: Beat the Packers Personal experience? and my wife always has greasy hand prints on her ass and boobs when I get home.
@First job: Beat the Packers @Childerz @BearsSaveLives I'm pretty sure that's racist.
Black mailman? Let me guess, your mail is always late, has chicken grease stains, and your checks never show up.
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@Childerz @BearsSaveLives can't be the mail man.... black guys don't get government jobs.
@First job: Beat the Packers @Childerz I always assumed he was asexual.
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