Black, Blue, and Ornery: NFC North News for Wednesday, January 16th, 2013

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Updated: January 16, 2013

Good morning, folks! Welcome to the NFC North News for Wednesday, January 16th, 2013.

R&B singer Aaliyah was born on this date in 1979. She died in a plane crash in 2001 at the age of 22.

R&B singer Aaliyah was born on this date in 1979. She died in a plane crash in 2001 at the age of 22.

Who wants to hear some interesting things that happened on this day in history? You don’t? Too bad! You’ll read them and you’ll like them.

  • In 1988, the NFL’s St. Louis Cardinals announced their intention to move to Phoenix, Arizona.
  • In 1939, the daily Superman comics strip, written by Jerry Siegel and drawn by Joe Shuster, started appearing in newspapers around the world.
  • In 1973, the last episode of the long-running television show Bonanza aired.
  • In 1972, Super Bowl VI is played with the Dallas Cowboys defeating Miami Dolphins with a score of 24 to 3.

More important than all those events (at least to their parents) is the fact that these fine celebrities were born: the only non-elite quarterback still in the playoffs, Joe Flacco; Halloween director John Carpenter; and singer-songwriter Jill Sobule.

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I kissed a link . . . for the first time.

Chicago Bears

Morning Update: The Chicago Bears have hired their new head coach and it’s… Marc Trestman, long-time NFL coach most recently of the CFL. They also hired former New Orleans Saint interim head coach Aaron Kromer as their offensive coordinator. Trestman will call the plays, so Kromer will most likely be working with the offensive line, similar to what his job in New Orleans.

Apparently, losing your special teams coordinator is all the rage these days. Yesterday it was the Detroit Lions; today it’s the Chicago Bears.

The Chicago Tribune reports that the team will part ways with their special teams coach Dave Toub. I’m sure Bears fans will be sad to see him go considering his success under previous head coach Lovie Smith. Toub’s special teams unit was ranked in the top ten eight of the nine seasons he was with the organization and helped Devin Hester set the NFL record for special teams scores.

It’s believed that he is leaving the team because he didn’t want to be in the difficult situation of working under a head coach against whom he competed for the Bears job. He may be heading to Kansas City to reunite with Andy Reid, who, according to the article, gave Toub his first NFL job with the Philadelphia Eagles back in 2001.

All is not lost, though. ESPN Chicago reports that there won’t be a shortage of candidates for the newly opened position.

Michael C. Wright passes along that Brandon Marshall will undergo arthroscopic surgery on his hip. He only expects to be out about two weeks. No word on whether or not he’ll attend the Pro Bowl.

Outgoing Chicago Bears special teams coach, says his time in Chicago was "a great run."

Outgoing Chicago Bears special teams coach, says his time in Chicago was “a great run.”

Detroit Lions

Detroit Lions defensive end Cliff Avril’s future is up in the air, according to a recent Detroit Free Press article.

Avril was a free agent last year but was franchised tagged by the Lions and played out his one year, $10.6 millions dollar tender in 2012. Now that general manager Martin Mayhew has confirmed that Avril will not be franchised for a second time, it looks like it’s time for him to return to the bargaining tables.

The article notes that his stats decreased a little this year, but that it could have been due to a back injury in the second half of the season or, as Mayhew pointed out:

We didn’t play with a lot of leads. We played with some leads last year, so we had some opportunities really to tee off and get our pass rush going, where everybody can just cut loose and just go.

When asked about his plans, Avril stated that he’d love to return to the Lions, but he’s going to take things slowly and see how they shake out when free agency opens.

The Green Bay Packers lost right tackle Bryan Bulaga to a hip injury in 2012.

The Green Bay Packers lost right tackle Bryan Bulaga to a hip injury in 2012.

The Free Press also notes that wide receiver Calvin Johnson has pulled out of the Pro Bowl due to nagging injuries sustained throughout his record-setting season. He is, however, still taking all his fellow receivers to Hawaii to watch the game. Classy, dude. He’ll be replaced by Tampa Bay’s Vincent Jackson.

Green Bay Packers

The Green Bay Packers didn’t have the best season when it kept to keeping Aaron Rodgers upright. One of the reasons for that was the absence of offensive lineman Bryan Bulaga as he dealt with a hip injury.

According to a the “Packers Blog” over at the Journal Sentinel, Bulaga says he’s “pretty confident” he’ll be ready for training camp. According to the former Hawkeye:

If it were up to me, I would do everything. That’s just the way I operate. We’ll see. It’s a little bit far out in advance to tell what I’m going to be doing but I’m pretty confident training camp is a good goal to definitely look at.

The article delves a little bit more into the offensive line and Bulaga’s rehab, so give it a look if you’re interested.

According to Jason Wilde, Rodgers will not participate in this year’s Pro Bowl, due to multiple injuries. It sounds like Rodgers didn’t even pass his exit physical. He did acknowledge that one of the injuries was to his ankle, but stated that none of the injuries will require surgery.

Former Minnesota Vikings quarterback Fran Tarkenton was a self-described freak when he took the field in the 1960s.

Former Minnesota Vikings quarterback Fran Tarkenton was a self-described freak when he took the field in the 1960s.

During his end of season press conference, Green Bay Packers head coach Mike McCarthy spoke on several topics, including defensive coordinator Dom Capers. Mike Vandermause passes along that McCarthy didn’t really give him any votes of confidence, but did say that he is “very confident” Capers will return for the 2013 season.

Minnesota Vikings

The Minnesota Vikings official site wants you to know about some important offseason dates for the team. It ranges from the East-West Shrine Game all the way up to the NFL’s spring meeting in May. You don’t even have to be a Vikings fan to view it!

Writing in the Twin Cities Pioneer Press, legendary Minnesota Vikings quarterback Fran Tarkenton reflects on his own career as a running passer and compares it to today’s NFL.Tarkenton says that he was a “freak” back in 1961, when his skill set was one not normally seen in professional football. Now, you see a quarterback like Colin Kaepernick who runs for 181 yards in a single game and can still make NFL-caliber throws.

It’s an interesting read, so give it a look if you like Vikings, football, running, or Fran Tarkenton.

About the author

Luke Hendricks writes the "Black, Blue and Ornery" NFC North morning links feature for the Water Cooler Sports Network. He is a prolific sports writer of such classics as "BBAO: NFC North News for Monday, August 20th, 2012" and the critically acclaimed "BBAO: NFC North News for Wednesday, July 11th, 2012." Although a confirmed Chicago Bears fan, he is willing to insult old emo quarterback Jay Cutler if the situation calls for it. He enjoys writing the morning news articles, except for the stories about the Minnesota Vikings. He means no offense, but everything about them is boring and hard to write about. He can be reached at lhendricks@watercoolersports.net.

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SDL
SDL

"The Bears own Cutler for the next three years. You won't find anyone who says Cutler doesn't have the tools to be one of the best." - Bearss honk who will remain mercifully nameless

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Sure you will.  Somebody on this blog has posted repeatedly about the very compelling evidence that NFL QBs don't just suddenly get better after 5-6 years

He is who he is.

He is: Bad Jay Cuntler (a/k/a SlapNutz) Perennial Packers Whipping Boy / INT machine.

pfffttt!!!!

Draji, the D is silent
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Trestman:

My number one goal: Beat the Packers and win the Grey Cup

Gabes22
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@Pugs R Kewl his number one goal is ti get the game over with so he can watch hockey night in canada.

Come to think about it HNIC has some vastly different meanings

SDL
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In the category of "Gushing Like Old Faithful With a Mixture Of Hope, Optimism, and Wishful Thinking" I hereby nominate:

Every honking fan of Da Bearss posting here, today.

This is shades of the bullshit frenzy of Loins fans after the team finally had one (1) winning season.

Bad Jay Cuntler (a/k/a SlapNutz) is still your QB and he's not getting any younger.

*evil-est laugh of 2013 - so far*

Borderline Football Brilliant
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@SDL  

I've been "gushing" since the Bears moved on to George McCaskey, and hired Phil Emery. This isn't something that came about today. 

Draji, the D is silent
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It's going to be weird watching the bears receivers get a running start on all the plays next year

Preparation_A
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@Pugs R Kewl  

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPED

adambballn
adambballn

Marshall also told Jensen that he “absolutely” loves the choice of Marc Trestman as head coach and that he’s started reading Trestman’s book to help prepare for working with the new man in charge on the sideline."

Gabes22
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@adambballn marshall can read? Or is he just looking at the pictures

Gabes22
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I dont get the lure of going from the ncaa into the nfl. If you have a perennial top ten program you will always get recruits and always be good and become king in town. In the nfl there is a 50-50 shot you are jobless in 3 years

jwoude23 Bear Down
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@Gabes22 and the $$ you make isn't all that different.  I can see two reasons:

1) Ego.  Want to prove you can do it against the best of the best.

2) Don't have to deal with dumbass NCAA rules and shit (Oregon being investigated, remember).


Plus, he can always scurry back to college, a la Saban to Bama.

Gabes22
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@jwoude23 @Gabes22 i forgot about oregon being investigated

adambballn
adambballn

@Gabes22  Word is Oregon is about to get hit with sanctions... I think he's pulling a Carroll.

Preparation_A
Preparation_A

Adam did you see the map of San Diego I posted earlier?

adambballn
adambballn

@Preparation_A  No... the link I posted earlier was from my Iphone while I was pooping... this is the first time I've sat down in front of my computer today.

Preparation_A
Preparation_A

@adambballn @Preparation_A  

hold please...