Black, Blue, and Ornery: NFC North News for Tuesday, January 15th, 2013

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Updated: January 15, 2013

Good morning, folks! Welcome to the NFC North News for Tuesday, January 15th, 2013.

I don’t have one huge event that happened on this day in history, but I have a couple of quick hits for you!

Professional wrestler and model Kelly Kelly turns 26 today.

Professional wrestler and model Kelly Kelly turns 26 today.

On this day in 1889, the former Pemberton Medicine Company was incorporated as the Coca-Cola Company in Atlanta, GA.

Three years later, a chap by the name of James Naismith published a set of rules for a little game called basketball. It’s no football, but it’s interesting during March.

And last but not least, a day that will live in infamy for a certain set of our readers. On this day in 1967, the Green Bay Packers defeated the Kansas City Chiefs in the first ever Super Bowl by a score of 35 to 10.

Little known fun fact was that this game was a young Charles Woodson’s first career start.

Another fact that you may enjoy is that the following celebrities are celebrating their birthdays today: New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees, rapper Pitbull, and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

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Chicago Bears

I know you gentle readers probably think I have the inside scoop about the Chicago Bears coaching search, but, unfortunately that isn’t the case. It’s not entirely my fault, though.

ESPN Chicago reports in a recent article that the Bears are unlikely to tip their hand when it comes which candidates they view as finalists for the position. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see like the rest of the peons out there.

Bobby Johnson has been hired on as a Detroit Lions assistant coach.

Bobby Johnson has been hired on as tbe Detroit Lions tight ends coach.

I know it’s not groundbreaking, but writer Michael C. Wright did give his opinion on the matter, stating “No big revelation here, but eliminate ALL defensive or special-teams coaches involved in this HC search from your thinking.”

Vaughn McClure has an opinion too! He posted “I’m told that Trestman is the heavy favorite for the job” on his Twitter account yesterday evening.

Speaking of head coaching in Chicago, the Chicago Tribune wants to know what you think! Head on over and vote for your favorite candidate today!

Detroit Lions

According to the Mlive.com, the Detroit Lions have been doing a little coaching shuffle in the last couple of days.

First, the team hired former Jacksonville Jaguars assistant Bobby Johnson as their new tight ends coach. That, however, displaced former tight end coach Tim Lappano. Don’t worry about him, though! He’s now the team’s wide receivers coach, replacing Shawn Jefferson who is no longer with the team. They also hired former Buffalo Bills coordinator Curtis Modkins as their new running backs coach and promoted assistant line coach Jeremiah Washburn to “take over that position group.”

It doesn’t end there. The article notes that special teams coach Danny Crossman won’t be back with the team in 2013. It doesn’t sound like he was fired, though. The author states that Crossman “ask(ed) out of the final season of his contract.” Although head coach Jim Schwartz noted earlier in the year that the team expected to keep Crossman, he may be leaving to join the new regime in Buffalo.

That’s a lot of moves!

This Detroit Free Press article is a few days old, but it’s an interesting look at how the failure of kicker Morten Andersen to get passed the Pro Football Hall of Fame’s second round of voting doesn’t bode well for current Detroit Lions kicker Jason Hanson’s chances in the future.

He's dreamed of this day for a long time, and it's finally here: John Dorsey, formerly director of football operations for the Green Bay Packers, is now general manager of the Kansas City Chiefs.

He’s dreamed of this day for a long time, and it’s finally here: John Dorsey, formerly director of football operations for the Green Bay Packers, is now general manager of the Kansas City Chiefs.

Green Bay Packers

I know you were all focused on watching the Green Bay Packers defeat at the hands of those dirty San Francisco 49ers, but the team lost a longtime front office talent on Saturday as well.

Director of football operations John Dorsey was snagged by Andy Reid and the Kansas City Chiefs for their vacant general manager position. Dorsey has been involved with the Packers for a large part of his life, starting as a linebacker in 1984 and then returning as a college scout a few years after his playing career ended. Since 1991, aside from one year where he worked in Seattle with Ted Thompson and Mike Holmgren, he’s held various jobs in the organization, mainly in the area of scouting.

According to the Kansas City Star, John Dorsey described the opportunity as his dream job:

Ever since I met my wife in 1993 . . . I’ve always dreamt about being the general manager of the Kansas City Chiefs one day.

I’m sure you join me in wishing him the best of luck in his new opportunity.

If it were up to Green Bay Packers tight end Jermichael Finley, he’d be part of the organization for a long time, according to the Journal Sentinel. He points out that his full potential has yet to be reached:

I don’t think I even scratched it. I’ve poured it all out, but I don’t think consistently for 16 games. You’ve got to have opportunities, too. I’m not saying they’re not coming to me or what not, but if I had a chance to show my skills, I think I’d be a little bit better. It’s all about trust and communication.

We’ll have to wait and see if the front office agrees with him.

Minnesota Vikings

The Minnesota Vikings official site takes a look at the teams draft position for the 2013 draft. They’ll have the 23rd pick this year in the first round, but then the 22nd pick in the second. How the heck can that happen you ask? Well, follow the link and you’ll learn what happens when three Wild Card losers have the exact same record!

The website SOTL.com (School of the Legends) is affiliated with NFL Players association and asked some former players and fans who they thought should be the league’s MVP. Vikings fans will be happy to know that both groups are choosing Adrian Peterson in a pretty decisive manner. He’s leading with about 60% in both polls.

About the author

Luke Hendricks writes the "Black, Blue and Ornery" NFC North morning links feature for the Water Cooler Sports Network. He is a prolific sports writer of such classics as "BBAO: NFC North News for Monday, August 20th, 2012" and the critically acclaimed "BBAO: NFC North News for Wednesday, July 11th, 2012." Although a confirmed Chicago Bears fan, he is willing to insult old emo quarterback Jay Cutler if the situation calls for it. He enjoys writing the morning news articles, except for the stories about the Minnesota Vikings. He means no offense, but everything about them is boring and hard to write about. He can be reached at lhendricks@watercoolersports.net.

523 comments
trix are for kids
trix are for kids moderator

the OPRAH gets free advertizing on espn, and becomes the medium for every major player accused of a crime to repent their sins to the OPRAH and be relieved of any other prosecution or punishment.

Is my sister right?  Should we worship the OPRAH and her 'miracles'?

Maized and Confused
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@bust a kaep What the fuck are you saying?

trix are for kids
trix are for kids moderator

@Maized and Confused @bust a kaep if you get on OPRAH, you become forgiven for your sins.  sure, you might have to say a couple hail marry's- whatever.   

I grew up strict catholic, and the supposed powers of a confessional (relieve of your sins) are actually excercised by Oprah

Gabes22
Gabes22 moderator

According to WSCR Chicago the three frontrunners are Arians, Bevell and Trestman. My money is on Trestman

adambballn
adambballn

@Gabes22  Yes...  They've been hyping him up on the radio the last couple of days.  I'll be very happy if Trestman gets the job.

Maized and Confused
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Jeez, this place is emptier than Prep A's love for racial discussion.

MIBearFan
MIBearFan

@Maized and Confused 

If you'd quit posting stupid GIFs, and actually have a conversation, maybe people wouldn't disappear so quickly, asshole.

BearsSaveLives
BearsSaveLives moderator

KC is really starting to build a pretty good staff if they get Dave Toub. Luckily they'll screw it up and bring Vick in.

Maized and Confused
Maized and Confused

@BearsSaveLives Now they just need, you know, PLAYERS.

BearsSaveLives
BearsSaveLives moderator

@Maized and Confused @BearsSaveLives They need help at WR and QB. Their running game is pretty darn good and they have an OK def.

trix are for kids
trix are for kids moderator

@BearsSaveLives @Maized and Confused hope they lose Bowe- (he could be a great WR for MN)- after that- they should have a good D, but they played like shit last year.  Cassell or Quinn cannot start for you next year- so those are two pretty big needs

jwoude23 Bear Down
jwoude23 Bear Down moderator

@BearsSaveLives @Maized and Confused their D is good, their WRs are pretty good, they have a stud RB, a solid OL.  They were picked by many to win the division this year, then people remembered that Peyton Manning >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Matt Cassell and Brady Quinn.

Maized and Confused
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Then you have Jim Schwartz, who's an asshole bastard with ZERO coaching ability.

(Unless you count coaching his players to be asshole bastards.)

SDL
SDL

"Then you have Jim Schwartz, who's an asshole bastard with ZERO coaching ability.

(Unless you count coaching his players to be asshole bastards.)" - MaC

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MaC drops the day's first 


tmоnsоn78
tmоnsоn78

@Maized and Confused Being an asshole in and of itself doesn't make you a good coach, any more than it's true that "women like assholes." It's just that assholes tend to have a lot of traits that can foster being a good coach, just as assholes often have a lot of traits women find attractive. It's all about being an asshole with control and discipline.

MIBearFan
MIBearFan

@Nonstopdrivel @Maized and Confused 

You guys are throwing around asshole as if you know these men. Worse, you're acting as if it's a coaching trait.  The words that make more sense are passionate, disciplinarian, etc.

tmоnsоn78
tmоnsоn78

@First job: Beat the Packers No, those are the traits that assholes often exhibit that work to their advantage. We're using asshole in the sense of hard-driving and not particularly likable. Jerky. Guys who aren't all that fun to be around as people but undeniably get the job done. Assholes.

You can have those traits without being an asshole too.

BearsSaveLives
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Jim Schwartz is passionate about being an asshole.

Childerz..
Childerz.. like.author.displayName 1 Like

@Nonstopdrivel So to be an effective asshole a good doseage of pepto-Bismo is a must to control movements

jwoude23 Bear Down
jwoude23 Bear Down moderator

hmm, KS wonders if Cutler will be willing to work hard to improve with a new QB coach.  

The guy always gives his all.  He's a competitor who genuinely cares about winning, even if he is a prick.  I think he's willing to put in the work.  

http://espn.go.com/blog/nfcnorth/post/_/id/52357/is-jay-cutler-ready-for-a-qb-specialist

Maized and Confused
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What's Ironic is Harbaugh was well known for shunning the "college offense" while at Stanford and running a specifically pro-style offense to suit his talent.

In the NFL, he found he had college-style talent, and adjusted his scheme accordingly.

The man may be an asshole bastard, but he's a fucking brilliant coach.

tmоnsоn78
tmоnsоn78 like.author.displayName 1 Like

@Maized and Confused Funny how often those two traits go together. Maybe if McCarthy stopped being so nice to his opponents, he'd win a few more of those really important games.

jwoude23 Bear Down
jwoude23 Bear Down moderator

@Nonstopdrivel @Maized and Confused Belichick... asshole.  Harbaugh... asshole.  Ditka... asshole.

SDL
SDL

@Childerz

I was blinded by hate for the Cowpies re: Jimmy Johnson

Bill Walsh was a consumate gentleman


tmоnsоn78
tmоnsоn78

@SDL Is that what I said? Maybe, I'm too lazy to scroll up. I remember saying it's funny how often those two attributes tend to go hand in hand. I wasn't saying that you have to be an asshole to be a good coach.

SDL
SDL

@Nonstopdrivel

... and I agree with that.  One of MM's major weaknesses is an almost complete lack of the killer instinct

What you said was you couldn't think of any good coaches who weren't assholes (altho you may have subbed in "ruthless")

tmоnsоn78
tmоnsоn78

@SDL Again, I am not saying that being an asshole is the only way to win at the professional level. I'm just pointing out that an element of ruthlessness often goes a long way.

SDL
SDL

@Nonstopdrivel @SDL 

How many losing seasons with GB and Seattle?  

Don't know and don't care.. but I'll bet there weren't many

I never watched a Holmgren game in which I screamed at the TV for shit play calling... that started after Holmgren

tmоnsоn78
tmоnsоn78

@SDL I forgot about the Seahawks Super Bowl. So he got to three.

tmоnsоn78
tmоnsоn78

@BearsSaveLives That's part of it. I like how he lets his nature spill out onto the field. Harbaugh is cut from a similar kind of cloth.

SDL
SDL

@Nonstopdrivel @SDL 

I disagree.  Letting him go was a huge mistake that set the Packers back a decade

He made the ShiteHawks winners, too


tmоnsоn78
tmоnsоn78

@SDL Holmgren doesn't belong in this conversation. He appeared in two Super Bowls. I'm talking about sustained levels of success.

tmоnsоn78
tmоnsоn78

@BearsSaveLives I disagree. Most of the reports I've read indicate that players don't really like Coughlin. He's dictatorial as hell. Things just get smoothed over when they're winning, but when they're not, it's unbearable.

SDL
SDL like.author.displayName 1 Like

@BearsSaveLives 

Mike Holmgren

Vince Lombardi

Don Shula

Tom Landry

the white-haired dude who won all the SB's with San Fran


jwoude23 Bear Down
jwoude23 Bear Down moderator

@BearsSaveLives NBA too.  Red Aurbach?  Asshole.  Pat Riley?  Asshole.  Phil Jackson?  Kind of an asshole (really arrogant)

tmоnsоn78
tmоnsоn78

@jwoude23 My point exactly. I can't think of any truly great coach with a long, sustained track record of success who wasn't ruthless. This is not a noble man's sport. It's not golf or chess.